Pernah tak korang rasa camni? Friday, January 30, 2009

Aku nak tanya korang, pernah tak korang jumpa dengan org yg suka mengata org lain jelesla, dengkila, tapi dia tak sedar yg dia sendiri telah melakukan perkara2 yg dikatakannya tue terhadap org lain selain dr org lain yg disebutkan tadi? Hik hik...

Mcm nie, org nie, selalu ckp dan tunjuk yg dia nie hebat, bagus, apa saja pemilihan dia tepat & perfect... (konon-kononnya)..Mcm dia jeles (boleh ke guna statement mcm dia jeles nie) dengan kehidupan aku.. dia hanya bagi hint2 yg kdg2 buat aku rasa nyampah n meluat dengan statement dia... tapi aku tak ckp apa.. Aku diam. Aku malas nak membalas dengan org yg tak setaraf dengan aku.. (wah, ada taraf ke?? bukan semua manusia sama ker?) Atau aku tak balas sbb aku tahu dia tak boleh challenge aku... kiranya mcm buang masa aku jer kalau nak layan dia lebih2. Sbb tue sampai sekarang aku DIAM and aku tak pernah reply apa saja statement yg boleh menyakitkan hati dia.

Dr aku kawin, till life marriage aku dan juga sampai aku dh pregnant skrg nie, setiap apa yg dia ckp pd aku, pasti mengundang sindiran.. (mcm tak puas hati la dengan aku). Dia selalu compared herself yg konon2 perfect tue dengan aku.. kiranya dia semua perfect la.. (tapi aku tgk, tak pun) Dan sindiran2 tersebut, ada beberapa readers yg perasan... Tapi aku tetap buat tak tahu. Sekarang nie, aku nak tanya. Manusia ini tergolong dalam golongan yg mana?

a) Mmg dia jeles dengan aku
b) Mmg perangai dia mcm tue dan dah tak boleh nak buat apa dah
c) Atau aku yg cpt terasa (tapi klu aku terasa, takkan org lain boleh perasan)

Dia siap bagi statement at her own blog pd 1 of the reader yg perasan kelakuan dia tue mcm nie "Maybe dia tak dididik untuk tidak menyakitkan hati org lain". Bcoz the reader comment something on her at my blog nie... Once the reader tue commented on her, then dia delete comment yg dia sendiri taip tue! Why? If u tak salah bt pa nak delete? Bukankah ko sendiri akui yg penulisan ko itu adalah penulisan kreatif?

For me, Hello? The words MAYBE DIA TAK DIDIDIK tue referring to whom? The parents of the reader yg comment dia itukah? Mmg dia tak ckp or refer pd parents.. but usually if perkataan TIDAK TERDIDIK itu ditujukan pd seseorang, dah sah2 lah ko salahkan mak bapak dia kan? Kalau refer pd PARENTS, I think u're the one who did not 'TERDIDIK' by ur parents... Don't judge other people dengan kesalahan org lain... Lagi2 bila involved kan parents org lain.. I hate this so much!!! U're the one who start this by writing all the things at ur blog! Maybe before nie, aku layankan jer and anggap u as a virtual fren but, ur wordings at ur blog tue, mmg tak boleh tahan la!

For me, before nie, aku takde masalah pun dengan sesape.. but when u start this, AKU TERASA!

Perlukah aku buat 1 entry utk korang judge ada unsur kedengkian atau tidak dlm setiap comment dia kat blog aku nih?!

Oh! 1 lagi... kalau ko tak terasa apa2 dengan aku, kenapa remove my blog link yg ko link kan b4 nie.. apakah maksud?

Tapi aku rasa, aku malas nak layan dengan org yg berlagak semua dia tahu... tapi baca gak blog aku... Haiiishhhhh....

p/s - Oh! Aku takkan menulis lagi pasal dia walau apa pun yg dia comment nnt!

I'm in my 2nd trimester Thursday, January 29, 2009

Sorry peeps. Cannot lari from the topic of pregnancy lately nie... hihihi...


Well, after long cuti2 raya... here I am... in my 2nd trimester of pregnancy!


I was in Melaka during cuti2 tue.. balik kampung husband as my sis in law bertunang... so, I'm the one who made the hantaran and so on and will update later about cuti2 Malaysia nie...


Well, well, well! Yesterday, I pegi check up.. baby is fine, mommy is fine.. the Dr. said I will feel the movement of the baby during 18 weeks of pregnancy... so, I tak sabar nak rasa...excited! Nak rasa anak mommy gerak2 dlm perot... haisshh... Hihihi...


After came back from Melaka, semalam I cuti lagi... but, surprisingly, semalam saya masak! Yeay! Even it's just spaghetti bolognaise, tapi bawang2 are involved and i feel ok! Yeay! Saya masak, saya masak (tue pun sbb my mother in-law takde umah).

Mmm, to those yg bagi comment tue kan, thanks ya for concern about me.. really appreciate it! Those yg baru2 pregnant nie, mmm, sabar jela.. nak tak nak u will feel the difference..bcoz ur body change... the hormone change... so, mesti akan rasa lain n tak sedap badan.. lain org, lain effect dia... kiranya I nie taklah teruk sgt... ada org yg lagi teruk dr I... but, at least I rasa syukur sgt... the time I pregnant nie, dtg tak terlalu cpt and tak terlalu lambat... coz ada org yg tunggu utk pregnant bertahun2 lamanya... dan ada org plak, terus instant belum apa2 dah ada... kira tahap I nie okla..still dpt honeymoon and feel duduk berduaan as husband n wife for 3 months before kedatangan org baru yg akan melengkapkan kehidupan as a husband n wife....

So far, I rasa dah ok sket..semalam I pegi check up, darah ok, gula ok, cuma berat i hanya naik 300gram from last month..ikutkan I nie muntah2 sbb I demam aritu n sebulan jer I rasa tak sedap badan... before that, mmg takde langsung...Hihihi...

I rasa happy skrg... but me n husband still tak buat apa2 preparation utk beli brg for the baby..I think tggu next month la... baru I nak tgk n survey2..but skrg kan I ada tgk Silver Cross stroller tue... cantik sgt.. but I think this is not important sgt at the momment.... nnt dekat2 nak keluar baru beli.... kan?

So, till now.

Daaaa.......

My 2nd trimester.. oh 2nd trimester! Thursday, January 22, 2009

Hi peeps,

Yeah...malas... I was really malas to update anything...

But, today I think I need to tell u this... I will be in my 2nd trimester just around the corner.. this Sunday.. meaning that I'm in 14 weeks of pregnancy..yesss... so I really hope that my 2nd trimester would make me more energetic and no morning sickness or whatever, mual2 and everything... I felt like I'm in the new world during my 1st trimester... the complicated world dan menjauhkan diri saya dari dunia yg sebenarnya! It's just not me... rasa malas in everything even to shop! Apatah lagi untuk ber'make-up'2an, memakai baju yg cantik2... selekeh, pemalas, sensitif, tido, rehat are perfectly things to describe me during the 1st trimester! Memasak adalah jauh sekali... bau tumisan bawang sahaja sudah cukup membuatkan rasa mual yg teruk! Oh, bau husband yg slalu diidam2kan itu, menjadi sesuatu yg perlu utk dikatakan 'no-no'. Rasa dah lama tak peluk suami sendiri... It's not me! I just can't.... Oh! poor husband!

I've been dialog with husband yesterday..

Husband : Bila awak rasa awak boleh masak... rindula nak rasa awak masak...

Me : Masak? Belum boleh...

Husband : Saje ek... ? Takkan tak boleh masak lagi...

Me : Yess.... tak boleh, tak boleh, tak boleh...
(I just feel tak boleh utk masak! yer betul! I rasa malas, dan mmg tak boleh bau tumisan bawang tue... I cooked what..cth; masak magie, goreng telur or make my scrambled egg -hihihi... no tumisan bawang involved, rite? yes, itu boleh!)

Husband : Ok xpe.. nnt dah boleh masak, masak ok... tapi jgn sengaja tak mahu masak...

Me : Hello.... org bukan tak nak masak ok... and bukan sengaja tak mahu masak... juga bukan malas untuk masak... but, tak boleh, tak boleh...

Husband : Silent

Me : ;(

Att : Note to Mr. Husband

To Mr. Husband,

Org rasa it's just not myself during this pregnancy... yes, u always said 'nak mcm dulu2'... yes! I missed the momment too... That time (the time before I'm getting pregnant) mmg org bertenaga... ajak lah buat apa saja. mesti tak pernah kata tidak... pegi makan2, jalan2, extreme aktiviti sana sini, main2, and anything la... mesti boleh... but now, mmmm, org rasa malas la... even nak hang out and lepak2 for coffee also, org rasa malas... apatah lagi tgk wayang... dah 2 bulan sudah tidak menonton... everythings yg org selalu dan suka buat dulu, adalah menjadi 'NO-NO' utk tempoh 2 bulan kebelakangan ini... see.....? benda yg diri sendiri suka buat pun, dah tak boleh buat, apatah lagi benda yg lain kan... nak pergi sana malas, sini malas... yes... that's why I'm saying that this is the new world yg menjauhkan diri org dari dunia realiti... mcm kena kurung dlm belon transparent... boleh nampak everything kat luar sana... but tak boleh nak pergi...u know what I mean... ?

Darling husband, tunggu ek... nnt dah masuk 2nd trimester, I hope everythings sume ok dah... so, u tak payah nangis sorang2 dlm bilik air (jokes nie husband slalu ckp bila I tak nak ckp dengan dia, atau dia rasa diabaikan)..siap rasa nak main netball or even paintball dgn our frens tue..tp boleh ker? nnt kena tembak kat perot...oh! bahaya la...takpe.. I just watch u la main paintball tue... and lagi... I can cook! Weeehaaa.... masak apa saja yg u rasa nak makan... and jgn complaint wokeh... and takde lagi sms2 yg asyik ckp hari nie rasa tak larat, hari ni sakit itu, sakit ini... ajak pegi mana, jom! kira sume boleh la.. and satu lagi, harap2 I can smell u again! Even present Mont Blanc parfum yg I just bought for ur birthday present pun masih belum I bau lagi dekat leher u tue..ekekeke.... nnt ek....so, sabar tau... tunggu... my 2nd trimester just around the corner and i hope I will get back to normal!!!!

Love,
Wifey

So peeps, pray for me... semoga I masuk ke 2nd trimester nie dan menjadi normal mcm org lain.. Oh! I bukan mengada-ngada atau saje nak buat2 malas atau apa sajalah yg korang nak describe, but it's really happen to me! Nnt korang rasalah.....

Bye!

I'm back! Sunday, January 18, 2009

I'm back! I'm back!

Hihihi... but, I'm not feeling well.... saya demam teruk dan sakit yang teruk till I dun have mood to update!

My vacation? Oh! I need to tell u this... but later ya!

Holiday Sunday, January 11, 2009

Going to Langkawi Monday till Wednesday.

Bye peeps,
Amie

New Poll ~STICKY MODE~ Saturday, January 10, 2009

I've create a new poll. It is for you to guess either I will have a boy or a girl. hehehe... Another one and a half month, insyaallah, I will know the gender of my baby.. so, just want to have fun either the result will truly happen or vice versa.

So, let's answer the poll ya!

Thanks

p/s - Oh Hanie.. nak clue ker?

Clues

1- My morning sickness hanya biasa2 saja.. kadang2 ada, kadang2 takde.
2- I tak cravings certain2 things.. I cuma suka makan n makan.. but all my fav food dulu, dah tak jadi my fav dah...
3- I tak suka bau my husband sgt... it's not he is smelly.. but, kalau bau je, mesti rasa mual.
4- Then, I rasa sangat selekeh during this pregnancy... my sis always tegur and she said, "Asal ko selekeh sangat Kak".


Lagi apa ek? I tak boleh pikir lagi... apa lagi u all nak tahu for the clues?

My Zang Toi Thursday, January 8, 2009

One of my Zang Toi office wear could not fit me any longer... Ketat dekat tuuuttt...

Eeee... I wore for 2 times only! Nak gi alter kat Zang Toi.. (tu pun kalau boleh)

Siigghhh

Benccciikkk!

Or, buat garage sale mcm org lain slalu buat kan? Ciisss...

Skrg nie, pegi ofis, baju kurung, baju kurung, baju kurung... errghhh... bosan! Tu pun zip kain dah tak muat. Saya semakin membesar la! (bukan baby ker?)

Hik hik

Baby's Gender *Updated* Tuesday, January 6, 2009

I've google Chinese Baby Gender and I found this!

Saja suka2 and I'm so eager to know my baby's gender!

Most of you readers, vote that I'll have a baby boy! Errgghhh... plus clues yg semuanya ke arah baby boy! The Chinese Lunar Calendar was discovered by Chinese Scientist... but, it's just a prediction... yg Maha Mengetahui, only Allah S.W.T.

Ok, here's to find your baby gender... Ingat ye... this is only a PREDICTION... jgn percaya sgt wokeh!

To find the gender prediction, find the mother's age at conception (across the top of the table) and then the month in which conception occurred. Follow the column and row to the intersecting point. The symbol B and G will tells you what the prediction is. G for GIRL and B for BOY

For example;

My age at conception is 26 and the month which the conception occured is on November! So, I'll be having a girl!

(Camna boleh silap tgk..silly me!)

Ha!!! Seeeee! Hihihi.... What's yours?

p/s - I'm hoping for girl.. if betul2 dpt girl.. me? Happyyyyyyy! Tapi boy also can...hik hik.. Will see!

Source : TheLaborOfLove.com

R.I.N.D.U Monday, January 5, 2009

Pernah tak kalian rasa rindu pada hari2 yg tak sunyi spt hari ni?

Maksud aku, suasana sibuk itu ini, tapi tiba2 rasa rindu.

Pada masa skrg, dlm keadaan skrg, aku RINDU dengan org2 yg pernah hadir dlm hidup aku. Tapi mereka semua telah tiada. Walaupun pada masa mereka hidup, mereka bukanlah org yg selalu aku rindukan.

Bangun pagi tadi, aku rindu mak aku. Malam tadi aku tak sihat. Aku muntah2 teruk dan sakit perut. Kalau dulu, bila malam2 aku sakit, aku bangun, aku terus menuju ke bilik mak aku dan ketuk pintu sampai dia keluar.

Aku akan ckp aku sakit perut dan dia akan bagi minyak angin ke dan sapu kat perut aku.

Tapi sekarang, takde lagi.

Welcome 2009! Thursday, January 1, 2009

Happy New Year you all!

To Nina the Loser Monday, December 29, 2008

To Nina the loser,

Award that nicely done for you, designed by Enche' Adykasyah yg baik hati.


Hope to see u again.

Love,

Amie.

I'm 10 weeks pregnant now! Saturday, December 27, 2008

This week, I'm in 10 weeks pregnancy... I've noticed that my body changed here n there... Especially at my chest area and at my hip... I can feel my blossomming breast are straining. Showing that I need my new bra. My regular clothes are uncomfortably tight...hihihi.. Is it because of the baby or my cravings?? Hehehe...

Now, all my tight pants and shirts, should I say, "bye-bye". I'm more to loose shirt..baru rasa comfort sket... but I feel so shabby...selekeh giler mcm org nak gi pasar... so, I was thinking should I be ready for my maternity wear right now? But, I'm just 10 weeks pregnant! Normal kah? Atau saya nie semakin gemuk n gemuk n gemuk...............

I'm thinking that, pants and skirts with elastic waistbands and low cut pants will provide me some much-needed comfort... That day, I window shopping to find a good brand for maternity wear.. apa yg saya lihat was all suck... It's just not me.. rasa mcm pakaian ibu mengandung yg tua.. hello, yes it's true that I'm pregnant tapi takde ke baju yg cantik sket? What stuck in my mind, hanya baju di kedai 9 months at The Curve saja which I think, ok!

Well, I guess I need to jalan2 and find any baju (even not for maternity but can suit me well dlm keadaan skrg) that suit me... Any ideas peeps?

What da....? Monday, December 22, 2008

I received comment from one person yg menamakan diri as Nina.

So Nina, here's your comment to me:

bvuang nasa ajer blajar kt iium. perangai mcm shayhon laknat. bila grad jer tudung ntah buang kt maner tah. bodoh punya pompuan. kesian masa dpn anak 2 dpt mak yg bodoh

Nie, aku copy paste dr comment dia pd aku... ejaan salah sume aku tak tukar (nampak sgt tak educated)...

To Nina,

If you dare to drop this comment to me.., why u didn't expose ur e-mail address... or ur blog maybe... asal ko nak kena drop komen pengecut ko nie? Meh sini berdepan dengan aku...(kalau berani la..) Dan aku tahu, ko mmg takkan berani..

For me, asal ko nak menyibuk hal aku.. punya pasallah aku nak grad dr mana..pakai tudung ke apa ker, yg ko susah hati bagi pihak aku kenapa? Sekeji2 komen ko pada aku, yg pasti, mak ko lagi kesian sbb dapat anak yg bodoh mcm ko, yg mengeji2 org lain tanpa cermin diri sendiri.. dan nampak sgt ko lagi bodoh+keji+hina, sbb mak ko tak ajar ko cara bercakap sopan dengan org lain.. Poor u... pathetic loser!!!!! Ooo, ko nak ckp kesian masa depan anak2 dpt mak yg bodoh, tapi mak ko lagi kesian sbb dah dapat anak yg bodoh mcm ko.. bukan sekadar bodoh, keji pulak tue!

Dan sape ko yg nak menilai perangai aku? Tuhan? Ko pun manusia keji yg biadap... ckp org lebih.. sekurang2nya, aku tak pernah nak menghina org sebagaimana ko menghina aku wahai Nina yg loser... Poor u Nina... Napelah ada manusia mcm ko kat dunia nie? Ntah betul nama ko Nina pun aku tak tahu la...

Yg pasti, mesti ada benda yg ko dengki dengan aku, sampai ko nak drop komen hina ko nie... well, I guess setiap apa yg kita lakukan, hanya Allah jer yg boleh nilai.. yg ko nampak baik, tak semestinya baik berhati mulia... dan yg ko nampak jahat, tak semestinya jahat sekeji2 penghinaan ko tue.,, Paham?

Akhir kata, kalau ko tak puas hati, meh sini kita jumpa.. Tu pun kalau ko berani la.. sbb aku tak puas hati ko MASTER dlm menilai aku.. Siapakah Nina? Aggagaga... Chicken!

p/s - sesape yg tak suka baca blog aku, tak payahlah drop by.. berambus la..nie blog aku,, yg ko nak dengki pelbagai apahal? aku tak phm perangai2 org nie.. dia tak suka, tapi tetap menyendeng kat blog nie.. Hei Nina (klu betullah nama ko Nina), klu berani, ko expose la diri ko.. tak payah baling batu sembunyi tangan...Idiot! Eeee, sakit hati aku!

Perlukah?

Psstttt....

My previous boss called me yesterday...

Counter offer utk kerja balik but in different position.

I said, "I think about it first. How much u can offer?"

She replied, "Berapa u nak?"

Me, "Skrg I dapat RM bla bla bla..If u nak, then I want the same payment mcm yg I dpt skrg." (tu pun nasib aku nie baik tak mintak lebih dr skrg)

Definitely u tak boleh bagi kan boss...?

Hhihihi...now, dia luahkan perasaan dia how hate she is dengan betina yg aku gaduh dulu sampai buat aku berhenti..

See? Org yg dianiaya pasti Allah akan tolong.

Husband said, "Tak payahla...."

Yela kot...

Info regarding Langkawi Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Hi peeps,

Next month would be my husband's bday.. So, dr b4 kawin lagi, we've bought ticket to our 2nd honeymoon during his bday la.. and we choose Langkawi. (konon2 honeymoon la..gambar Bali pun tak terupload lagi..malaaassss)

So, I need any info regarding Langkawi.. tempat makan yg best ke, nak sewa keta, hotel, activity etc...

I've been there before.. tapi dh lama la.. tahun 2002 kot last..so, since this one is honeymoon trip.., so I nak tahu aktviti2 honeymoon yg sesuai dijalankan... agagaga... disamping itu ada idea tak how I nak surprise kan my husband? Candlelight dinner kah? (alamak, minta2 la husband tak baca nie..)

Any ideas?

Pregnancy Stretch Marks Thursday, December 11, 2008

Anyone know about this?






I just want to know your opinion is it ok or not ok for me to apply any type of cream/liquid to avoid stretch marks during pregnancy?



I google this. And it seems that I should use this...



Is it safe for the baby? Anyone here know any other brand for me to prevent the appearance of stretch marks? Besides the Bio-Oil.. Or this brand is good enough to try?



And, when is the right time for me to apply this? Now? After birth? or any other time?



Acc to Bio-Oil, it is safe for pregnant woman and I should start to use it from the 1st trimester.. Or, do I need to consult with my gynae?

Does it proven effective to you?

I lost kan ... Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Uwaaaa...

On Sunday, I organized an event at Cineleisure.. I was not feeling well lagi2 sedang berbadan dua and rasa tak sedap badan.. ok, end of the story.

I don't want to force myself dgn membuat kerja berat.. tapi nak buat cmna.. kerja kan.. so, bila badan tak sihat, fikiran tak concentrate..

Oleh itu, that day I went to the toilet.. masuk toilet, letak hp kat atas para dlm toilet tue kan, and kuar toilet sambil bersenang lenang tanpa memikirkan apa2...

Kesimpulannya, hp Nokia E66 saya itu, telah hilang dlm toilet akibat kecuaian lalu menyalahkan masalah tak sihat badan antara punca kenapa tertinggal hp dlm toilet...

I don't want to regret giler kenapa boleh hilang and so on.. but the things yg boleh saya ckp ketika itu;

"Baby, handphone Mama hilang... takpelah dah bukan rezeki.."

So, ladies n gentleman... any idea on types of hp yg bakal di beli?

Yg functionnya perlulah sama atau lebih canggih dr E66 itu...

p/s - sadis ke title nie? aku tukar la sket..

My Latest Collection Thursday, December 4, 2008

Hi peeps,

Last week was so busy.. buat gift utk org + hantaran...

These hantaran was made by me and my sis

Masa tgh buat hantaran nie kan, kan kena berdiri lama...sbb aku mmg tak reti nak buat sambil duduk... Habis je buat, rasa mcm nak tercabut kaki dan tak larat sgt...

Aduuuhhh... baru 6 weeks makcik oii.. dah tak larat kah?

Oh, tidak!

26-27 Dec nie ada 5 set hantaran pada hari yg sama...

5 set bersamaan dengan 5 org punya hantaran.

1st person - 7 dulang
2nd person - 11 dulang
3rd person - 7 dulang
4th person - 9 dulang
5th person - 9 dulang

Sila kira sendiri bape banyak dulang nak kena buat dlm masa 2 hari nie? Dan semuanya fresh flowers.... agagaga...

Harus pastu kena gi massage! ceitt..

Apa yg menariknya about hantaran nie kan...dulu dia pernah dtg untuk buat hantaran dengan kitorang.. dengan tunang dia.. dua2 buat hantaran kat kitorang.. pastu skrg dia datang balik tapi bukan untuk tempah hantaran kawin.. but for his 2nd engagement.. dia kata jodoh yg dulu tak pjg... it's ok ... mungkin ini barulah jodoh sebenar.. kita doakan je wokeh!

More pics, here

Award

Thanks to Hanie.

Rules:
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2. Link semula kepada orang yang bagi award ni kat korang
3. Bagi award ni kat 7 orang bertuah
4. Tinggalkan ia mesej pemberitahuan yang korang dah bagi award kt orang tu ..

I give this award to:

June
Liza
Anita
Suryati
Maria
Hidden.wing
Rynn

I've been tagged by Twiggy

RULES:-

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear ________(the last person who left a comment on your blog/journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .

___12___,
-Your name-

Just fill in the blanks on top based on the answers you are gonna choose below.

*My results are at the bottom of this post*

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your birth month?
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kebab - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scared
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - How awful I've felt
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Hate your guts
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain

Dear Afiq, (since u left the last comment at my blog while I'm writing this)

I don't really know how to tell you this, but our horoscope doesn't match. I think I realized it when your dwarf bit me at the Hare Krishna graduation and I saw you pull the toupee off The crazy monk. I'm sure you're Frostbitten enough to understand how awful I've felt. I'm returning the pictures from LA to you, but I'll keep your photo as a memory. You should also know that I never liked Oprah Winfrey imitations.

Your everlasting enemy,
Amie

Ok, I tag :

Suryati
Lady Verde
Amy my sista
Hanie
Shila Shower